Satan represents indulgence, rather than abstinence!
remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
"You just kissed yourself a princess." "And… I’m about to do it again."