If anyone ever gave you confidence, you owe them a lot.
Crazy Bitch





Crazy Bitch


Satan represents indulgence, rather than abstinence!









Can I like not be poor anymore





deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN









smallpunk:

insects bug me



klsses:

im sorry


via klsses

king-kristopher:

laughingsquid:

Restaurant Based on the Krusty Krab From the Animated Television Series ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ Opens in Palestine

god is real

king-kristopher:

laughingsquid:

Restaurant Based on the Krusty Krab From the Animated Television Series ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ Opens in Palestine

god is real



ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 



jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!



10 Ways A Condom Can Save Your Life! 



snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated